Jamba Productions: A high end full production creative enterprise with a conglomerate of media & communication entities whose purpose is to shape culture through the creation of original audio/visual content.
OUR MODUS OPERANDI
"Modus Operandi" is latin for method of operation. You're probably thinking, "why didn't you write that then?" A great question to which honestly we offer no plausibly logical explanation. Anyhoo, this is our work philosophy.
THE BUZZFOLLOW US
One of the world's premiere producers - @jambaproduction They do it all!
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hands down some of the best in the biz @jambaproduction you guys rock!
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Captain of this ship
Jack of all trades, master of none
Perhaps of one the most... Who am i kidding? People know that i either wrote or sanctioned the text here so there is no use tootin' my own horn. Basically all you need to know is that i run a tight ship so evil-doers beware! nuff said! hmmmpff!
She's got no shield and no sword but she fights for us all
Usually most people buckle at the slightest sign of affliction. Most shutter at the mere thought of war. Well, helen grabs life by the balls plunders it, kills it and then (if we hypothetically lived in a world where balls whould have one) drives a pole through its arse.
The Young Iceberg Ninja
A small pebble at the surface but millions of square kilometers underneath
She is as silent as she is deadly. She is as subdued as she is bold. Wisdom beyond her years and stamina for centuries. She is the quiet earthquake that shakes us all. The noiseless storm that rages through our dry seasons.
The Life of the party
I believe she holds the world record for most words spoken per minute...juuusst a second, let me check here...Yep! It's her!
Animal lover, Incredible cook, and always the most popular person in the block Sheila is loud and she is proud! not like in Shanene kinda way, naaaaahh... She's classy and fun.
The Clown with Dreads
Farlley is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you are going to get. Incredibly we can't get enough of him!
We couldn't quite place what it was but the ambience was just stunk really bad. Turns out it wasn't the spoiled tacos we had eaten at all! Nope! It was Farlei's absence. We can't live without him Always bringing life to wherever he shows up.
Wise Chocaholic Introvert
The record for least words spoken in a decade is up for grabs & its a close tie between Maycon and Bia.
Do you know a person who loves chocolates and sweets? Well multiply that by 1 trillion and you have Maycon. Elegant and graciously witty, he fills any room with his louder than life silence.
Man on the moon
If there is a place called Narnia, i guarantee he's done that, bought the t-shirt and rented a house there.
Few people can disassociate themselves so easily from reality. This one spends his days pondering life's bigger issues like "who was the first guy to see a cow and say, hey i'll go squeeze those dangly things to see what comes out!"
No-Holds-Barred approach to... well, to pretty much everything actually.
You will either love him or hate him. There is absolutely no room for relativism and you can say goodbye to those "gray" areas of of subjectivity with this guy. Having said that, this is the guy you want to have in your corner when things get ugly because he won't leave your side ever!
COMPLETELY RANDOM AND USELESS INFO
Clouding your judgement and affirming your biases through pointless data