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JAMBA PRODUCTIONS

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THE SKINNY

Jamba Productions: A high end full production creative enterprise with a conglomerate of media & communication entities whose purpose is to shape culture through the creation of original audio/visual content.




OUR MODUS OPERANDI

"Modus Operandi" is latin for method of operation. You're probably thinking, "why didn't you write that then?" A great question to which honestly we offer no plausibly logical explanation. Anyhoo, this is our work philosophy.


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THE TEAM

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Jamba Castro

Captain of this ship

Jack of all trades, master of none


Perhaps of one the most... Who am i kidding? People know that i either wrote or sanctioned the text here so there is no use tootin' my own horn. Basically all you need to know is that i run a tight ship so evil-doers beware! nuff said! hmmmpff!

Giovanna Castro

God's gift to humanity

I think the movie "My Big Fat Greek Weeing" sums it all up: "The woman is the neck."


The glue that holds it all together. Always ready to hear you when you got major issues. This woman is a saint!

Anderson Caetano

The "father" figure

Mr. Ubuntu Himself.


Always thinking about how he can help other people. Puts himself in harms way to make sure you are ok. Believer of us all. He's definitely going straight to heaven this one.

Jessica Sousa

The Slave Driver

"Ooh Ooh here she comes... Watch out boy, she'll chew you up."


Ok so if yo've never heard of Hall & Oates you haven't got a clue what i just wrote. Homegirl likes to make sure we are pumpin' out those bricks! Seriously though... how could you not be a fan of the 80's?

Helen Lima

Inspiring Warrior

She's got no shield and no sword but she fights for us all


Usually most people buckle at the slightest sign of affliction. Most shutter at the mere thought of war. Well, helen grabs life by the balls plunders it, kills it and then (if we hypothetically lived in a world where balls whould have one) drives a pole through its arse.

Bia Cohen

The Young Iceberg Ninja

A small pebble at the surface but millions of square kilometers underneath


She is as silent as she is deadly. She is as subdued as she is bold. Wisdom beyond her years and stamina for centuries. She is the quiet earthquake that shakes us all. The noiseless storm that rages through our dry seasons.

Sheila Vini

The Life of the party

I believe she holds the world record for most words spoken per minute...juuusst a second, let me check here...Yep! It's her!


Animal lover, Incredible cook, and always the most popular person in the block Sheila is loud and she is proud! not like in Shanene kinda way, naaaaahh... She's classy and fun.

Farlei Harrison

The Clown with Dreads

Farlley is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you are going to get. Incredibly we can't get enough of him!


We couldn't quite place what it was but the ambience was just stunk really bad. Turns out it wasn't the spoiled tacos we had eaten at all! Nope! It was Farlei's absence. We can't live without him Always bringing life to wherever he shows up.

Felipe Cohen

Tiny bite size Heart

Ye Ol' faithful... He stuck with it and saw things through till the end surprising us all.


He's so low-key that he blends into the environment like a teeny-weeny iguana. No one gave him the benefit of the doubt, but after the storm hit he was still standing.

Maycon Vini

Wise Chocaholic Introvert

The record for least words spoken in a decade is up for grabs & its a close tie between Maycon and Bia.


Do you know a person who loves chocolates and sweets? Well multiply that by 1 trillion and you have Maycon. Elegant and graciously witty, he fills any room with his louder than life silence.

Helton Sousa

Man on the moon

If there is a place called Narnia, i guarantee he's done that, bought the t-shirt and rented a house there.


Few people can disassociate themselves so easily from reality. This one spends his days pondering life's bigger issues like "who was the first guy to see a cow and say, hey i'll go squeeze those dangly things to see what comes out!"

Rich Lima

The Non-Conformist

No-Holds-Barred approach to... well, to pretty much everything actually.


You will either love him or hate him. There is absolutely no room for relativism and you can say goodbye to those "gray" areas of of subjectivity with this guy. Having said that, this is the guy you want to have in your corner when things get ugly because he won't leave your side ever!


COMPLETELY RANDOM AND USELESS INFO

Clouding your judgement and affirming your biases through pointless data



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HOURS SPENT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES
356
HOURS SPENT ACTUALLY WORKING
195
NUMBER OF TIMES WE TEXTED THINGS WE NEVER HAD THE COURAGE TO SAY IN PERSON
9
MEMORY SPAN (IN SECONDS) OF YOUR AVERAGE GOLDSIFH




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